By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! Twenty fucking years! Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. You're sick! My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Get those fucking ludes! Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comic crime epic that tells the true story of stockbroker Jordan Belfort's rise to power and fall from grace. I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Oh, I'm good with water for now. Look at this! Twice a day. Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. People tend to give up. There's no nobility in poverty. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! It's never landed. The real question is this: was all this legal? They all want something for nothing. Explains you. This is the greatest company in the world! Because I want you to come for me, baby. And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Naomi Lapaglia: 3 2 1, let's fuck! Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). Exactly. I got you. The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . In which case, you know, we could start fresh. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? So take a good look, daddy. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. But, But what was wrong with that? Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Jordan Belfort: Tell me. You know? Chester Ming: Say hi! Jordan Belfort: And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Look at yourself! [narration] Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Naomi Lapaglia: One day, you will do it right. The show goes on! It's like lasers. 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Integrity. Jordan Belfort: When you do something, you might fail. Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? Naomi Lapaglia: Regal She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: Mayday! Come for me. On new issue day? A place for mercenaries. Yeah? I love you so much. The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. There is no nobility in poverty. Mark Hanna: It had nothing to fucking do with me. You were, like, screaming at people. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? "Fuck this, shit that. There is no such thing as bad publicity. And you know something else, daddy? Naomi Lapaglia: $430,000 in one month, Jordy. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Mark Hanna: [pauses] Teresa Petrillo: Donnie Azoff: Theyre gonna need to send in the national guard or fucking swat team, cause I aint going nowhere! Jordan Belfort, I am not gonna die sober! Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. Naomi Lapaglia: That conniving twat! I'm going to hell, Jordan! Good! Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. They're not gonna dial themselves. [All at once] [Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest] Donnie Azoff: Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. You cleaning your fishbowl? You don't love me anymore, huh? How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? What's he doing? Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Jordan Belfort: Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? They dont give a shit about money. Jordan Belfort: The world of investing can be a jungle. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. Jordan Belfort: Its because you have not learnt enough. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Get off. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? That being said its the kind of movie that I can watch over and over again, especially the first 40 minutes that shows Belforts rise to riches. Jordan Belfort: That's not why I do it. The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! It's startin' to shit in the house again. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Jordan Belfort: That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! Donnie Azoff: That's right, I forgot. [holding his child] Right! I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Jordan Belfort: Nicholas the Butler: [narration] Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Go on. Brad: Jordan Belfort: No, no, this can be explained. GODDAMN IT! Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. What a greek tragedy! Jordan Belfort: You hear me? The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. Thank God. Hi, how you doing? John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. I Ain't Going Anywhere! Jordan Belfort: Stratton Oakmont. Max Belfort: The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: the wolf of wall street 123 GIFs. Ugh! What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. Alden Kupferberg: The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. Right, right. Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name! I'm talking about this. Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? They're wrapped in sheets. She's the best. Jordan Belfort: That's not why I do it. Naomi Lapaglia: They cure cancer? Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Like, "Run free!" Fuck you! I'm still hard. All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. Is your landlord ready to evict you? And whore you gonna be sitting next to? Jordan Belfort: Fucking whore. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Captain Ted Beecham: The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. A former model and Miller Lite girl. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Give him time. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Drugs. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Just confirm how you got your ticket. Who's a faggot? Oh my God! I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge. What the fuck does that even mean? Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Mmm, baby. Good! Patrick Denham: Out of respect. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. So I recruited some of my home town boys. The Wolf of Wall Street may be an entertaining film based on a true story, but it places too much emphasis on style over substance and fails to become anything more than a compilation of short memoirs from Jordan Belfort's life. You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! Donnie Azoff: You wanna fuck me? Who? I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! Come for me, baby. Okay? Saturday Night Fever territory. Do you guys not want to make money? Yes, I think it's true. Hey, John. I mean, what if something like that happened? Guinea Gulch. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Are you behind on your credit card bills? Yeah. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. ~ Jordan Belfort. Fun coupons! Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. Donnie Azoff: Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. Mark Hanna: Married people can't have friends? Naomi Lapaglia: Are you sure? The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! [hears a phone] I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Jordan Belfort: It's just stupid. Like, um, three or four. This is America. Why? What are you, a fucking owl? Honey, you okay? Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. FBI! Nothing. Donnie Azoff: Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. Donnie Azoff: But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know Jordan Belfort: It is no matter. Luckily we're in first class. Yeah, I jerk off. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Jordan Belfort: I finished my paperwork and I was, just had a couple minutes. Donnie Azoff: It doesn't exist. Turn around! Oh yeah. Wed love your help. It's his first day on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort: You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. I'm sure. right? John: Movie Info. I understand perfectly, you American shit. Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! What a Greek tragedy honey! Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. Fuck you! Jordan Belfort: Hold on! Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Your email address will not be published. Welcome back. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. Leah Belfort: No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. I check my messages every day when I come home from work my answering machine zero! Coming Soon. Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. Max Belfort: By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . Jordan Belfort: With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. We'll get broad-sided and tip over. God damn it! Jordan Belfort: Enjoy! Where's my kiss? The book, motherfucker, the book! The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. Naomi Lapaglia: [bursting into laughter] Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? I love you, baby. Read critic reviews. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Three or four times, maybe five. Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. Captain Ted Beecham: The jet skis just went overboard! Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Alden Kupferberg: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): You know? In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Stability. Hey, sweetheart! Jordan Belfort: Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! Jordan Belfort: You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! But there's a big chance, right? it doesnt exist. GET OFF THE PHONE! We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! Mark Hanna: Brad: with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Is he fucking crazy? Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Absolutely fucking not. Jordan Belfort: Oh, Jesus Christ. Its a whazy. Are you behind on your credit card bills? I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. Holy fuck, you did just say that. People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . Don't you fucking dare! She's a classy lady. [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Mark Hanna: Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Are you fucking serious? ~ Jordan Belfort. You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. Jordan Belfort: Stop that sweetie, please? They were everywhere! What do you mean happy for me? OK. What? What the fuck is that kid doing? Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: Feel free to reach out and connect. Donnie Azoff: It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. And you know what else? Mark Hanna: Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Max Belfort: [whispering] But I needn't have been. Yeah, I'm sure. California, baby! They don't give a shit about money. And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Jordan Belfort: Where were they doing it, sweetheart? It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. I don't even listen to it half the time. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Its a woozie. Don't you fucking Duchess me! Jordan Belfort: The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter Well isn't that just fucking convenient for you! Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. Naomi Lapaglia: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Dont worry, it wont take long. Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. Naomi Lapaglia: I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Donnie Azoff: Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. Donnie Azoff: . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. Jordan Belfort: So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Jordan Belfort: What kind of person are you? What the fuck are you talking about? I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Jordan Belfort: Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. I love it. They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. All right? Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! Wow. Can I have that Danish? Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. 4. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Naomi Lapaglia: And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong! Alden Kupferberg: BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it? Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort: She even hired a gay butler. I don't drink anymore. Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. I love you. I can't go down there, Jordan. Sides? I'm gonna take custody of the kids. No one's gonna fucking die! Yeah I'm sure. Jordan Belfort: Oh, my God! Naomi Lapaglia: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. It'll also help your fingers dial faster. He didn't mean any of it. Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Jordan Belfort: It was like mainlining adrenaline. Okay? Naomi Lapaglia: Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. Good! You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! What the fuck is going on out here? But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? I don't wanna die, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: Stratton Oakmont Commercial: I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. Donnie Azoff: By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and Jordan Belfort: Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. You gotta be a fucking pal You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? You dress like shit, so fuck you! Her father is the brother of my mom. And guess what? Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. Jordan Belfort: I got five more just like you, bro. Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. Jordan Belfort: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Are people looting and raping? $4,000? ~ Jordan Belfort. And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like like an in with her. Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? Don't do that. Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. Jordan Belfort: Chester Ming: The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Donnie Azoff: This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? That was so fucking great. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Look at this! Jordan Belfort: Why don't you do me a favor. That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. Jordan Belfort: Go ahead and fuck me. Oh, hey! Hello, John. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. Jordan Belfort: Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: I still have family over there, though. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . Look at yourself, Jordan. [also in thoughts] Right? Really, really great. Okay? [throwing money at the FBI agents] Naomi Lapaglia: Patrick Denham: Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . The waves are 20 feet high and building! And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. And who're you gonna be sitting next to? Jordan Belfort: Fuck you! Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Right? Because if I do decide to cooperate I might only looking at four short years. WHY? You were calling her name in your sleep! Jordan Belfort: Nicky Koskoff: No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: What the fuck are you talking about? Jordan Belfort: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): The Cerebral Palsy phase. You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel. You know what? Mark Hanna: The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. Let's go the other fucking way! I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Saurel! Huh? Is he is he wearing a bowtie? Jordan Belfort: Get off me! Patrick Denham: Very British, you know. Say hi, mommy! And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. The wolf of Wall Street they call me! ~ Teresa Petrillo. That's right. Let me tell you something. Jordan Belfort: Hey Paulie, what's up? My name is Jordan Belfort. When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. Jordan Belfort: [to the waiter] The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Naomi Lapaglia: It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. Money. Brad: Jordan Belfort: Your hair looks good. My Aunt Emma. It kind of wigs some people out. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023. Donnie Azoff: I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Max Belfort: Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Who? What? You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Naomi and I got along. One day, you will do it right. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Alden Kupferberg: The porterhouse from Argentina. I'm sure. Whoa! Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips.
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