[4] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film a grade "A" on scale of A to F.[5], Sam Adams of the Chicago Tribune gave the film 2.5/4 stars and wrote that "if the movie is a mess, it's a purposeful mess, cannily, if not artfully, pushing all the right buttons to ensure Perry will be back for another round."[6]. is] What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What've you been doing to my daughter? Joe shows how loyal he is to family when sister Madea is apprehended by the police, Joe himself still in the car with her. Listen, I put everybody that come in my life in the category of a tree. she ultimately resurfaces as Candy's cellmate. It is the fourth film in the Madea cinematic universe as it follows up from the cameo appearance of Madea in the previous film Meet the Browns and it features Cora and Mr. Brown from that film. The real story deals with Josh (Derek Luke), an assistant D.A. If the wind blows, they're over here, they're unstable. Candace Washington: What you gonna do? - I mean it. As of July 12, 2009, 1,125,422 DVD units have been sold, gathering revenue of $18,223,621. After Josh asks Ellen to help Candace, Ellen gets her a job interview, but it results in sexual harassment by Mr. Brackman (Jackson Walker), whom Candace kicks in the groin before storming out. Vanessa: I said she's not here, Miss Ella! But if you tell somebody 'What you're doing is hurting me and I need you to stop' and they keep doing it, they don't care. Madea: Put the shut, to the up. Dr. Phil: Yeah but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you. Mama? Discover (and save!) Madea: Yeah, go on head and spread em. I'm telling you, Sonny, when you get you some roots, you better hold on to them because the rest of them, you let them go. Madea: Cora do me a favor. A gleeful Joe couldn't be happier at Madea's misfortune. : Although Linda warned him to keep his mouth shut or she'll tell the head A.D.A. If somebody want to walk out of your life, LET THEM GO. We rank over 60 of cinema's most Ranked: The Best and Worst Movies Based on Plays and Musicals. Ella: Madea I don't want to do that in front of all these people. Brownies for my brownie! Madea Since then, Josh has continued to harbor deep-seated guilt for leaving her behind and failing to protect her. Madea Madea: I know you cant read. : Perry's A family that prey's together is a excellent movie though. 7 biggest mistakes in Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens, The 20 biggest mistakes in The Wizard of Oz, 40 biggest mistakes in The Big Bang Theory, 6 Cool things you've never noticed in movies, The biggest mistakes in the Harry Potter movies, 25 mistakes you never noticed in great movies, 7 mistakes in Beetlejuice you never spotted. You know some people just take foster children in to get money from the state. | But if those roots weren't there, that tree couldn't live, you understand? Joshua Hardaway: When we were in college, the others made fun of her, about her clothes and her hair, and I started avoiding her. Chico It's all right to sit around and be depressed for a minute, cry about it, do whatever you have to but don't stay there too long. Listen, I put everybody that come in my life in the category of a tree. : What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? I know a place where you can go work, and they gonna treat you real nice, and give you three meals a day! Played quite saucier than a. Helen also makes it a habit of making sure girls like Candace and Donna use clean needles if they're going to use drugs. Character mistake: Candy's full name is Candace Washington, which is referred to in the movie, yet when she is released early from prison, the correction officer calls her Candace Collins. I just don't What am I supposed to do now? Pete If you don't know how to be by yourself, what you gonna do with somebody else? Sometimes in front of her shoulder and sometimes behind her shoulder etc. Having returned to prostitution, Candace is arrested by an undercover detective. This is what I learned in all these years on this earth. Right now? Cora do me a favor. Yeah. Cora Madea gains serial killer T.T. He grew you in a petri dish! : : [in a funk after Vanessa left him] But if those roots weren't there, that tree couldn't live, you understand? Web. Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? Hell to the yeah! [from trailer] Her fiery attitude rivals Candace's easily from their first minute in introduction. She meant that literally when Brian drove by the church and she said she went. Starring: Tyler Perry, Derek Luke, David Mann, Keshia Knight Pulliam. Some people'll come in your life for a lifetime, and some'll come for a season. - It's all over the news. Ella Judges got a real attitude with me, they took me to the judge and he said "I'm sick of seeing you", I said "I'm sick of seeing you too". Madea: What the hell you talking about? Mm-hmm. : That's all they can do. Aunt Madea, it's not always that easy. She was probably in jail for about 20 minutes of the movie and half the time was spent in a cliche montage as the days of a calendar get counted off. No, no, the only thing that money would be good for is bail. Move on, let them go! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/MadeaGoesToJail. Madea You didn't know it so you just fell in love and now you wonder why you don't have no peace anywhere you go. The play and the film deal with Perry's signature character Madea going to prison for her uncontrollable anger management problems. In the beginning of the movie, Madea promises to go by the church. I'd rather be in a corner by myself with a puppy and a goldfish and be happy than to be sitting around with somebody in my house and wondering what the hell they there for. Okay? I see people taking in foster kids just to get money off of them, you need to watch how you treat these kids. Language links are at the top of the page across from the title. When it comes to Madea's turn with Brian (Tyler Perry) mentioning that the police officers failed to read her Miranda warning, she admits her permanent license suspension and Judge Ephriam places her in an anger management course. He is prosecuting a young prostitute and drug addict, Candace "Candy" Washington-Collins (Keshia Knight Pulliam), with whom he is already acquainted. : Technical Specs, [to Vanessa after smacking her on the side of the head]. It don't matter what people call you. Madea: Okay Toni, this is your problem Madea told Toni to go upstairs 13 stairs and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. Every day, it'll get easier and easier and easier, you just have to make it through. Web. Assistant district attorney Joshua Hardaway (Derek Luke) is on the fast track to career success. At the first part of the movie when Candy (the prostitute) leaves the courthouse to talk to Derek, her hair moves between shots. You trying to call me black or somethin'? T.T. Donna's pimp who beats her and is implied to have. You can say that again. He said "Don't be getting smart with me", I said "I've been smart, I'm just getting here". Quicker on the uptake than any of Eddie Murphy's fat ladies, quicker even than Flip Wilson's Geraldine Jones. Hey Katie, I mean hello Mama. : Letterman was still confused. : I've been tearing that ass up. They ain't never gonna be nothing, that's what they put on this earth for, to be what they are: A LEAF. Something big is coming to the big house. When you get to a point in your life where you look at people and you go 'Okay wait a minute. Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Madea : Quotes.net. Madea: You're in here going on about what your daddy did to you. Dr. Phil: Yeah but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you. Stop praying about it! Madea: Hold up Hold up let me sign out. Madea It only matters what you answer to. For as little as the jail had to do with anything, it might as well have been called, "Madea drives a car" or "Madea gets angry". : I was waiting the entire time for how these two plots would weave intricately together and show how the two lives would. He said "Don't be getting smart with me", I said "I've been smart, I'm just getting here". Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? And if you don't, we're gonna have an issue'. I know a place where you can get fed three meals a day for free. Sonny: [in a funk after Vanessa left him] I just don't What am I supposed to do now? But Madea's eccentric family members the Browns rally behind her, lending their special "country" brand of support. You know, I don't know what's wrong with folks, ain't anything wrong with these kids, they just need some love and support and discipline. : Madea : He had to make it drizzle 'cause he couldn't make it rain. Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. Hell. Ella 116. brother in jail quotes. During a lesson about forgiveness, Madea notices that some of the inmates would rather play victim instead of taking responsibility for their crimes. You're here because of what YOU did. I never asked you for nothing! Sep 30, 2013 - This Pin was discovered by Mallory. I don't understand all these people crying about 'I need somebody. Whatever they're running after, they'll see what they had in a minute, but by then it's gonna be too late. All they had to do was give you life and however good or however bad it was, now it's up to YOU to make something of it. This was actually 2 movies in 1 where neither had anything to do with each other. Candace, Madea, T.T., Big Sal, and Donna later attend a class taught by Ellen at the prison in order to have time reduced from their sentences. Linda begins to feel like Josh loves Candace and becomes upset. [11] A Blu-ray version was released on November 23, 2010. Meanwhile, Assistant District Attorney Joshua Hardaway is on the fast track to career success. At Madea's trial, Brian informs Madea that Judge Ephriam isn't overseeing her case this time. Revealing mistake: When Cora and Madea are driving the mini-van to go to anger management you can see that the gear shift lever is in the up or "park" position. Ella. Madea: Judges got a real attitude with me, they took me to the judge and he said "I'm sick of seeing you", I said "I'm sick of seeing you too". Madea I don't like you! Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock. [slides off her hood and opens the driver door] Brown: You look bad. Vanessa: What happened to the love between the two of us? Madea consults with Dr. Phil McGraw for anger management, but does not cooperate with McGraw, as he tells Cora that he'll be filing this report to the judge. Tropes for Madea Goes to Jail: Adaptation Dye-Job: Donna and Candace sport pretty wild hair colors while working the streets. If you don't know how to be by yourself, what you gonna do with somebody else? Reviews Donna and Candace sport pretty wild hair colors while working the streets. Madea: Yeah but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock. Joe: You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. I'm telling you, Sonny, when you get you some roots, you better hold on to them because the rest of them, you let them go. : It broke Madea's Family Reunion weekend gross at $30 million as the highest weekend gross for a Tyler Perry film. Put the shut, to the up. After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea (TYLER PERRY) in front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. You better hear me, That's for sure! : Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Madea 5. Go work on YOU! Yes, we catch her fixing it in the mirror. TENSE FAMILY SCENES; Family members worry about Madea being sent off to prison. 116. : I made them myself. This is mine'. When you telling folks to do something Now I've never thrown nobody away, I've never in my life just thrown anybody away saying 'Don't bother me no more, don't talk to me no more', I've never done that. I made them myself. The film was released on February 20, 2009. https://www.quotes.net/movies/madea_goes_to_jail_131851, https://www.quotes.net/movies/madea_goes_to_jail_quotes_131851. Madea then flees back home as the woman calls her police officer husband. - Right. Madea Vanessa: Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you? : I done been through too much hell and high water to come there and let you come up in my adult life where I'm supposed to be at peace and give me all sorts of hell. Madea goes on to say "honey you in jail cause of what you did learn to take responsibility for yourself I can't stand folks wanna be the victimyo mama and yo daddy gave you lifeit's up to you to make something out of it." This not only showed how little Madea can take of others nonsense but also showed a mature side of Madea. I'm gonna set you back a few years, I used to play this game with Cora, more parents need to play this game with their kids. Some people are like a branch on that tree. | There's even a scene where she pulls an. : Interestingly, incarceration sobered their hair colors. : : Madea Madea You can unsubscribe at any time. Josh publicly exposes Linda's tampering with client files to radio shows, The View, and other mainstream media, triggering a mass protest movement to set free those she wrongfully convicted. Divorce Settlement But the minute you step out there on them, they'll break and they'll leave you high and dry. Cora refuses to cut her appointment short, angering Madea. The film was released on February 20, 2009. Madea In fact, the whole idea of "Madea goes to jail" is misleading. Become a criminal of purpose. : Stop praying about it! Some people are like leaves on a tree. : But Hardaway lands a case too personal to handle - defending young prostitute and former drug addict Candace Washington - and asks his fiance and fellow ADA Linda Holmes to fill in on his behalf. But if you find two or three people in your life that's like the roots at the bottom of that tree, you are blessed because they're the kind of people who ain't going nowhere. Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. File:Madea goes to jail-1-1 8737.jpg. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. That they gotta check you. This causes Linda to get jealous and fear Josh may be cheating on her. : Madea Mabel "Madea" Earlene Simmons (ne Baker/Murphy) is a character created and portrayed by Tyler Perry.She is portrayed as a tough, street-smart elderly African-American woman.. Madea is based on Perry's mother and his aunt. They pay you? I don't know who I'm talking to, but there's a lady in this section somewhere, watch how you treat them. Joe: Down there at the Georgia Aquarium, they had one of the whales die. - I'll go by the church. Shut to the up. Some people are like a branch on that tree. [Madea exits the forklift and makes a run for her car] Madea: I ain't scared of no po-po. You see, some people just gotta learn to be by themselves. : Madea: You sittin' here looking like 412 pounds of a clogged artery. If the movie is a mess, it's a purposeful mess, cannily, if not artfully, pushing all the right buttons to ensure Perry will be back for another round. Madea: Yeah, what do you mean "brownies for my brownie"? But with everything she learned from Ellen and Madea, she finally decides to forgive Josh and pick up the pieces of her life. They're just there to take from the tree, they ain't there to do nothing but take and give shade every now and then. Madea - Better mean it. Technical Specs. Karan Kendrick as Watson, a prison officer at DeKalb County Prison. [10] The film closed on April 23, 2009 with a final domestic gross of $90,508,336. Not anymore, she done moved. if seasons change, they wither and die, they're gone. Shut to the up. Hell, that's what that time is for, to get YOURSELF together! No, What Would Jesus Do? : : When Candace ends up in jail, Madea befriends the young woman, protecting her in a "motherly" way as only Madea can. What I DO is tell them, 'Look, this thing you doing right here is gonna cause a problem. Madea: [to Toni] I'm gonna set you back a few years, I used to play this game with Cora, more parents need to play this game with their kids. Madea During the ceremony, an appalled Josh tells the congregation, including Fran, the Mayor and the Governor what Linda has done and jilts her at the altar, to Chuck's satisfaction. Spread them. : There's only two places on earth that you're gonna have peace: the grave and your house. Madea: That's spread Ella? Let folks go, Sonny. No, noooo! Sonny Spread them. "Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got.". Tanya: First of all I don't know your Grandma, and second of all I don't carry a Bible, it's at home on my mantel. You trying to call me black or somethin'? Keep those people around, that's a leaf that's trying to grow up and be something else. is] Quotes.net. As the details unfold, The Reveal leads Candice back to the man truly meant for her and helps to get her off of the streets. Meanwhile, in the B-plot to the movie, a prostitute named Candace (Keshia Knight Pulliam) fatefully encounters Josh (Derek Luke), her best friend from .
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